Momentary lapse..

How about gettin off your ass and trying to win some dirt bike races instead of camping out at the track hot dog stand every sunday?

Hell, you should take up Badminton, ya sissy!

and cross stiching...that got me back in the game...chicks dig a guy that can sew a poinesetta onto a nice frilly pillow...either that or knitting or somethign..knit one, perl two...or you could just become a professional masturbator, you could sell your jizz and retire at 25...or, quit the diving so you don't have to wear those speedos anymore, that way your balls will have somewhere to grow...actually, don't quit diving, just quit wearing speedos.

The day you can sew a poinsetta onto a nice frilly pillow is the day I tattoo "DJ is my Man" on my ass.

So were you given a reason for you dismissal?

cmon, alex... you know females [img]tongue.gif[/img]

give us an update, hanny!

yeah.... you better hurry before tg
gives us the update first.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by TastinGood:
The day you can sew a poinsetta onto a nice frilly pillow is the day I tattoo "DJ is my Man" on my ass.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

How bout a new bet?...eh...The day you can sew a poinsetta onto a nice frilly pillow is the day I get down on all fours and let you piss on my bare ass...

Everyone wins...*but you don't have to tell Gravy that is secretly turns you on* [img]wink.gif[/img]

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No updates yet...
however... after valentines day, there may be something to be said.
so...
but right now, if I play my cards right, and keep calling her like a stalking psycho all the time.... she may realize how much i love her!